From the people who brought you Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie opens today. In the name of all that is good and holy, don't go see this movie. That is the only way we can end the vicious cycle of awful, terrible, horrible, shitty movies that Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer continue to put out. Their films open to terrible reviews from critics, movie goers, and anyone with a double digit IQ, yet a movie as spectacularly bad as Meet the Spartans still opened at number one in the box office. I actually made an attempt to watch the movie but only made it about twenty minutes before I had to turn it off for fear I would begin vomiting with rage.
Do not go see this movie. If it makes no money, perhaps Freidberg and Seltzer won't be allowed to make movies anymore. Perhaps, they'll be dragged into the streets and beaten within an inch of their lives, which is what they truly deserve.
1 comment:
Update your blog, douche.
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